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i once got pulled over in Nassau county at 4am on the LIE for doing 65mph (bullshit cause i had the cruise control set at 55mph...) anyway, so i pulled over as soon as i saw him pull behind me. living in NY, and driving a Z means you're more than likely to get pulled over. now as i'm stopped, he stops far enought behine me that his highbeam is right in my eyes. he came over and it went like this:
cop: "know why i pulled you over?"
me: "to tell you the truth officer, no."
cop: "sergent, well i got you doing 65mph in a 55mph zone."
me: "really? no shit officer... my cruise control must be screwed up."
cop: "i know you're not being a wiseass kid"
me: "i wouldn't think of it officer."
cop: "license and registration."
me: "here ya go sir."
cop walks back to the patrol car and comes back.
cop: "who's car is this?"
me: "mine, but it's registered to my father."
cop: "look at my finger and follow it without moving your head"
so i followed direction.
cop: "have you been drinking?"
me: "well i had a couple of beers at around midnight, but i've had alot of sex since then."
cop: "pardon me."
me: "i was at my gf's house and i'm on my way home. i have work in the morning."
cop: "ah ok, just slow down."
me: "sure thing officer."no ticket =)
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03:15:52 05/19/03
